Recent content by Scab

Before the weekend is over, that will be the correct reading of many of our accomodations.

Look, fishbait, you already bailed on us las year. How 'bout you just get your shit together and bring your sorry ass to Tennessee. Sheesh.

It's true. That one on the right transforms into a pewter chess set.

I need that job. There's a few people I need to visit.

It's just the next generation moving into the driver's seat. And a sure sign that we're getting old.

I thought they would then be permanently dry. Well, except for KY.

Prolly his long-standing admiration of Heath Ledger. I'm jus sayin'...

My daughter dropped her phone into the Gulf of Mexico. It must still work, though. Occasionally, I get extra charges on the bill..."just for the halibut."

A woman once asked me, upon seeing me disrobe before intimacy: "Who are you going to please with that?" To which I replied: "Myself."

I've heard the same thing from very credible sources.

This may sound cold, but considering human frailty, are they doing this poor woman a favor by saving her? I'm not sure I'd want to come back from that.

The motorcycle itself looks fine. But, that cardboard box fairing is nothing to stir desire.

Does anyone have more details about this? I'm hearing about this from co-workers and such. I've not seen any of the coverage. My understanding is that the victim has lost digits on her hands, her nose, her eyes, and her complete jaw. Chimpanzee Attack

Then try a different color.

Since getting a license, I've probably been stopped more than 100 times. Of those, only a very small number have resulted in tickets. It has usually been enough for the officer to explain, "Look, here is what I caught you doing...And here is what I want you to do..." Of course, I never, ever...