And I wonder why I am single!
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GalaxyBlue
Well-known member
oh boy... The wimmen on here are going to castrate you! 
madmike2
Shtirrenuppenmeister
You wonder why you're single? Two pertinent observations:
1.) I've seen your avatar. You may be single but you're not alone.
2.) Even if the points mentioned/proferred in the link are true, we NEVER mention them.
[SIZE=8pt]He said, ducking and running for cover......[/SIZE]
1.) I've seen your avatar. You may be single but you're not alone.
2.) Even if the points mentioned/proferred in the link are true, we NEVER mention them.
[SIZE=8pt]He said, ducking and running for cover......[/SIZE]
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beemerdons
Certifiable Old Fart
Tu madre, Gregory! Dios mio hombre, eres tu muy loco? It's a good thing you live in Tucson, near the Chiricahua Stronghold
When barb, Tyler, MEM, Silver Penguin and rest of our FJR Ladies see your post, Que Lastima: You are going to have to ride up into the Mescalero Apache Mountains to hide out from them. But remember, only Cochise was never, ever captured by the US Calvary. They captured Mangas Colorados and Geronimo near Elfrida. I don't hold out much hope for you, Amigo!!!
When barb, Tyler, MEM, Silver Penguin and rest of our FJR Ladies see your post, Que Lastima: You are going to have to ride up into the Mescalero Apache Mountains to hide out from them. But remember, only Cochise was never, ever captured by the US Calvary. They captured Mangas Colorados and Geronimo near Elfrida. I don't hold out much hope for you, Amigo!!!
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Mizz Bustanut
Well-known member
I'm thinkin' he needs more than just an eye dotted. :angry:
dcarver
Well-known member
Why hurt the poor guy? He speaks the truth?
Oh, what's the matter, you can't handle the truth? :rofl:
Oh, what's the matter, you can't handle the truth? :rofl:
dcarver
Well-known member
Hey, who hijacked my account? What's that previous post all about? Well, huh? :lol:
johnny80s
Turtle Gears
I liked the one where the spanking his wife. That was great.
gregory
Great things are afoot
No more drunk posting for me!!!!!!!
I full well know who is in charge, and treat her accordingly!
I full well know who is in charge, and treat her accordingly!
Steel
Well-known member
gregory
Great things are afoot
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I am good, she lets me ride!
If I am good, she lets me ride!
Bustanut joker
Well-known member
What the Hell did I do?? :blink:
Oh wait! it's the drunkard yer referin' to... :lol: one of you girls wanna knee Carver in the nuts?
:jester:
madmike2
Shtirrenuppenmeister
Yeah, but that will get you all confused. IIRC, the last time I tried that, I pulled her over my knees, lifted her skirt and forgot what I was there for. It ended well but I never did make my original point.
:lol:
[SIZE=8pt]Then there's the time I was going to give her a good tongue lashing....but I digress....[/SIZE]
:bleh:
Uhm...er...I'm guessing honor, respect, understanding, trying to see the other party's perspective and hundreds of other philosphical means of communication MIGHT work better. However, they may not be as much fun.......
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v65
ouch
I really don't think we should feed Greg's delusions, she's plastic, he can pretty much do what he wants.
Capt. Bob
Bilge pump. A novel idea.
Plastic sounds so....cheap.I really don't think we should feed Greg's delusions, she's plastic, he can pretty much do what he wants.
Think of her as vinyl.
hno-smiley02:
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Alternative girlfriend. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...Plastic sounds so....cheap.Think of her as vinyl.
And, Gregory, would she marry you again? Has she seen this post??
Oh wait... you're single... nvm. :lol:
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