My FJR is Haunted

[NW Jeff]

Anyone else have this problem?

My bike started talking to me. It says things like: "go fast, go faster" and "cages are the devil." Especially the ones named "Prius" that my bike sees doing 10 to 15 below limit in an effort to squeeze out another mile or two per hour all the while flaunting their supercillious Green piety.

I think she said her name is "Christine" and tells me that the "State Patrol is our sworn enemy."

It seems the whispers increased more as my commuting to work increased. "Christine" is starting to concern me.

Maybe I should quit giving her so many presents, but not really sure what to do...

 

[SkooterG]

MORE presents is the answer!

That and put your big boy pants on.

 

[FJRay]

Perhaps a change in meds is in order.

 

[juniorfjr]

Admins, you gotta start screening these new guys. This one's a little off, even in this crowd. :huh:

 

[whataboutbob]

"Just say no"

 

[kamal]

Oh crap. And I'm bunking with Jeff at NAFO! :crazy:

Al.

 

[Nitro]

Ah yes, "Midnight" says similiar things to me. LOL

 

[64Y80]

My FJR is a male. It doesn't talk, just passes a lot of gas.

 

[Surly]

Oh crap. And I'm bunking with Jeff at NAFO! :crazy:

Al.

Who will corrupt whom?

 

[kamal]

Oh crap. And I'm bunking with Jeff at NAFO! :crazy:

Al.

Who will corrupt whom?

It's not my month for boys

Al.

 

[Coastie]

Oh crap. And I'm bunking with Jeff at NAFO! :crazy:

Al.

Who will corrupt whom?

It's not my month for boys

Al.

I pass them all so quickly that the only vehicle I can vaguely recognize is a full size crew cab diesel dually. The rest are just a blur.

 

[supertankerm60a3]

Twist her right ear REALLY hard, alot! After a few hours of REALLY hard twisting she will behave herself a bit better.