Stupid FJR Tricks

[Powerman]

In my work van 5am no cars in sight, merging into the on ramp lane to get on I-95 north.

2008 FJR gets off I-95 and back on, maybe 2nd gear 80 mph?

Would have hit him if i didn't hear him!!!

7am 495 beltway, Ezpass lanes end and merge right onto 495 towards 270.

Merged into traffic and left some space in front of me.

2015 FJR was a few cars back, decided he should get a few places ahead in stopped traffic?

Another car moves left into the space in front of me and the FJR hits my van front bumper as he gets in front of me.

Hope the scuffed up saddle bag was worth it? My bumper cleaned right up.

 

[dcarver]

What a duckwad. Stupid comes in all colors and flavors, even FJR peeps.

 

[Bugnatr]

Stupid is just faster on an FJR.

 

[SkooterG]

Hey! I resemble those comments! I don't ride an FJR to sit in traffic with all the other cage dickwads!

 

[Uncle Hud]

Funny how you didn't ask, "Was this you?"

 

[yanktar]

Stoopid is usually on a jelly-bean in shorts and flip-flops.

 

[El Toro Joe]

2015 FJR was a few cars back, decided he should get a few places ahead in stopped traffic?

Another car moves left into the space in front of me and the FJR hits my van front bumper as he gets in front of me.

Hope the scuffed up saddle bag was worth it? My bumper cleaned right up.

...wasn't Bob was it?

 

[wheatonFJR]

Scuffed sidebag, no problemo.

 

[kolonial72]

I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite FJR forum posts ever. Maybe it's because I've done a few stupid FJR tricks.....