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  1. Ari Rankum

    I'm Not Dead

    's up, Mofos? Riding a Duc and a Ninja now, mostly, plus, kill me now, GF's Harleys (for warranty repair, of course). I still have the '06, but I don't ride it much anymore. Peas.
  2. Ari Rankum

    Hey, It's Friday

    Don't read the damn message. It's all in the subject. Point me to the damn dogpile already. Sheesh.
  3. Ari Rankum

    A Little Life Bleeds Out When....

    ...you get a call from HR concerning your new life insurance beneficiary declaration that features 3 primary beneficiaries that goes like this: HR: "Who gets 34?" Mio: "Excuse me?" HR: "Who gets the 34?" Mio: "What 34?" HR: "It has to add to 100. You have 3 beneficiaries on your life...
  4. Ari Rankum

    Photo Enforcement is New Around Here

    Enjoy: safe for work Did I tell you Baltimore is 3rd in the country for road rage? Is this road rage, or something new and different? You decide.
  5. Ari Rankum

    Why *I* hate texters

    This driver was not charged with texting, but it's hard to imagine what was going on in that car, given the lack of reaction on the driver's part. It does look like the rider lit up his rear a second or two before he got crunched. I'm very surprised that an unlicensed, uninsured irresponsible...
  6. Ari Rankum

    Various Things You May Want To Know When Riding In Maryland

    Helmets are required. (cite: Maryland Code of Laws, section 21-1306 ( B) ) Eye protection required unless the motorcycle has a windscreen (undefined). (cite: Maryland Code of Laws, section 21-1306 ©[1][2]) Helmet speakers are allowed for one ear only.(cite: Maryland Code of Laws, section...
  7. Ari Rankum

    Awesomeness

    Safe for work if you get to listen to music at work. Talented whippersnapper:
  8. Ari Rankum

    Music For A Rainy Sunday Morning (with a cuppa joe)

    Man, I gots to stay away from CandyRat Records. I spend WAY too much money over there. Anyways,
  9. Ari Rankum

    Robotic Concubines

    You know me, always good for an off-topic diversion. To wit: Just as sex drives other areas of the tech explosion, especially in Internet-related technologies, it will have profound impact on the rate of adoption, and form of adoption of the coming robotic revolution. Particularly, I view the...
  10. Ari Rankum

    A Friend Turned Me On To Ted.com

    Check this out - it's pretty cool. ...and so is so is this!
  11. Ari Rankum

    So I Think I'm About To Know A Dead Guy

    I've become friends with a local family that owns a restaurant near my home. One of the kids, we'll call him Jonathan, cuz that's his name, has recently wadded up two really nice Infinitis. The last one, a 2008 G37, by turtling it and sliding it down a divided highway on its roof for a couple...
  12. Ari Rankum

    I'm Such A Juvenile!

    Hahaha. Birthday Wish Epic Fail
  13. Ari Rankum

    I Asked Santa For A 2009 R1,

    I wanted this and all I got was this Kimber .45
  14. Ari Rankum

    I Tried Really Hard Not To

    ...but I laughed, twice, in two back-to-back views of this video, at the same spot, two minutes into it. I guess I'm going to hell.
  15. Ari Rankum

    Ari To Santa: Come In, Santa

    I *NEED* this. (TBR dyno run of 2009 R1 while developing new slip-ons. Love, love LOVE the sound at :30 and beyond)
  16. Ari Rankum

    Double Secret Probation

    Okay, last one for a while, then I'm putting myself on probation. This has to be my very, very favorite in the complete meltdown genre
  17. Ari Rankum

    Pretty Good Prank

    Mirror Trick Clicky
  18. Ari Rankum

    Oh Man!

  19. Ari Rankum

    Taking Note of History

    I bought a 1 TB internal hard drive for $100 this weekend. That's just, welp, cool. ...and yes, before odot says it, that *IS* a lot of pr0n.
  20. Ari Rankum

    HBD, Malve!!

    Happy Birthday, Malve. What? 40 again? Have a good one. I'd get you something, but you already got a big gift as regards the adjudication your performance award on the way to NAFO. :) At least I don't have to make a birthday cake with a file in it.
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